captain-calum:

Michael wants another slice
Michael wants another slice
Michael wants another slice
PIZZA
PIZZA (x)


Posted 6 hours ago (originally captain-calum) + 414 notes

this is my favourite tweet

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nicolerichiest:

Theo trying out a natural toothpaste

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kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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x

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“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.” — Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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Posted 7 hours ago (originally cachaemic) + 291,778 notes

Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.

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Posted 7 hours ago (originally dracosferret) + 439 notes

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Posted 7 hours ago (originally broders) + 2,251 notes

“You are the first morning thought, the last evening sigh, and every goddamn thing in between.” — (via these-greatexpectations)

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